
I went to wait for my friends Katie and Emily at the Red Lobster. They took me out for my birthday dinner which was really great and I had snow crab legs- delicious! While I was waiting for them I just started looking at the lobster tank really closely and taking photos and writing about the lobsters.
This lady pokes in from behind me.
LADY: What are you doing there?
ME: Oh just watching the lobsters.
LADY: Well why do you have your pen and paper out? What's with the notebook? Are you drawing them?
ME: No, I'm just writing about them.
LADY: What are you writing about?
ME: Well (thinks of how akward this is going to sound to this lady) What's your name?
LADY: Michelle.
ME: Hi Michelle, I'm Kristen.
MICHELLE: What are you writing about?
KRISTEN: Oh, just how the lobsters are all in a clump and look like war victims and they send one out at a time to do a 'turn' kind like buffons.
MICHELLE: Strange! Neat! Okay!
It is strange. I should have just told her I was drawing a claw or something. Oh lobsters. Lobby.
Happy Birthday!

